Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Lipstick Chronology #19: YSL Glossy Stain in #11 Rouge Gouache

Name: YSL Rouge Pur Couture Vernis à Lèvres Glossy Stain #11 (Rouge Gouache) (TL;DR)

Date Purchased: November 2012

Grade: A

Notes: This, my friends, is the business. This is my favorite red of all time. It's not the most wearable or versatile or low-maintenance red, but I still feel that thrill of shiny newness every time I put it on, even though I bought it a year and a half ago. I mean, look at it:


(It also plays well with NARS Lhasa, but everything does.)

Back in late 2012, millennia ago in makeup years, the YSL Glossy Stains were truly revolutionary. Since then, of course, they've spawned both drugstore and high-end imitations and made us all comfortable with the idea of a hybrid lip product. The gimmick of the Glossy Stains, as if anyone doesn't already know by now, is that they're meant to have the lasting power of a stain, the pigmentation of a lipstick, and the shine of a gloss. Check, check, and check. They're also supposed to be moisturizing, or at least non-drying, but Rouge Gouache does start to feel uncomfortable on my lips after a few hours. And it doesn't last through a meal, at least not attractively. But I forgive it that. I'd forgive it almost anything. If it killed a man, I'd bury the body.


Each Glossy Stain has a fuzzy pointy doe-foot applicator that I find fairly easy to use, but I do have a hard time using it to draw precise lines. I suspect a lip brush would help matters, but--horrors, revoke my beauty-blogger membership, etc.--I don't own one. Scent is the usual Rouge Pur Couture wine-and-roses bouquet. The first time I tried on Rouge Gouache, at a Sephora, I was convinced the tester had gone bad: no high-end lip color should reek so strongly of alcohol. How wrong I was. I came to love it, though, and even to crave it.


Rouge Gouache, released in the original lineup of Glossy Stains, is a pink-based cherry red. One coat gives you a glossy fuchsia tint; two coats and you're in full-on blue-red territory. I always brush on one coat, wait about a minute for it to set, then add the second coat. Some bloggers seem to wear just one coat as a rule, but I have a hard time getting one coat to look clean and even, especially when my lips are dry. I just consider the first my "sloppy coat," the one that sinks in to form the stain.

Left, one coat; right, two coats.


Rouge Gouache is a powerful color, an almost talismanic color; it will take over your entire face if you're not careful. There's nothing natural or nonchalant about a pair of lacquered red lips. For a while, I tried to pretend that Rouge Gouache was the sort of lip color I could throw on before going to work at the coffee shop. "If I wear it casually," I thought, "it will be casual." So I tried to wear it casually, with an otherwise bare face and a T-shirt and jeans. But I always felt uncomfortable; it attracted too much attention. Next I wore it to an academic talk by a (male) professor from another university; at the reception, the professor paid me a little too much attention. Maybe it was just coincidence, but I wonder. I eventually reached the conclusion that my lifestyle, by and large, didn't allow for a mind-bending, spacetime-reconfiguring glossy red. I actually worry that wearing it in unremarkable circumstances will diminish its power; I want to store up that power for a situation that really requires it. (Writing this blog post, for instance.)


Maybe this is an aspirational lip color, challenging me to become the sort of person for whom glossy red lips are second nature. Is there such a person? Does she have a job? Is that job hiring?

6 comments:

  1. I love these so much. From memory I think I have #4, #5, and #19 -- one a MLBB, another a brighter pink, and the third a red (which I've only been brave enough to wear blotted down, because I am still working on the "I am a lipstick wearer" thing). I want to collect them all.

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  2. I love 5! Such a pretty berry red. I've had my eye on 15 (blue-based pink) and 27 (peach) for a while, but 11 is the only one I've bought so far. I tend to avoid opaque lip colors with glossy finishes because they strike me as too "intense," which is probably all in my head, but whatever.

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  3. Arghargharghargh.... I HAVE to try these at some point. Like, seriously. I must be done. There is no escape. I just have to raid a couple of dragon hoards first to afford one in this country, heh! This is beautiful. You should wear it as often as your heart desires, I think :-)

    One look I found really nice for dressing down (?!) a bold red lip is actually to make sure that the t-shirt you wear it with is somewhat fitted or at least shaped to keep your wait intact, and has the colour periwinkle blue or baby/sky blue (if you can pull the latter off). There's something about a red lip and a blue t-shirt with the jeans that just *works* (well, for me, anyway).

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    1. From what I've heard, the markups in Australia and NZ are truly obscene! But I can think of far worse ways to spend a dragon hoard. And that's interesting about red and periwinkle blue! I don't own a lot of pastel colors, but I love the combination of a red lip (warm or cool, actually) and a navy-blue top or blazer.

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  4. Okay, case made. We all need it and it's perfect on you! lol

    These YSL stains seriously confuse the hell out of me though. There are so many. -__-

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    1. Aww, thanks! And yeah, I pretty much stopped paying attention after the first 20 shades came out. It seems like they add another variation on fuchsia every few months. There's a fuchsia-red and a reddish fuchsia and a slightly darker reddish fuchsia...I suspect YSL is trying to capitalize on the theory of "decision fatigue" and make us so exhausted that we just buy one without thinking about it. :D

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