Thursday, July 23, 2015

A Journey Through Purge-atory, Part 2: Eyeshadows and One More Lipstick

Greetings from a cramped hotel room on Manhattan's Upper West Side! This endearingly unhip neighborhood is special to me because of the time I spent in a history program at Columbia in the summer before my junior year of college. It was my first experience of New York as an adult (if nineteen counts), and I feel tremendous nostalgia for that summer of awkward dates, Zabar's frozen yogurt eaten on the front steps of brownstones, solo trips to the Museum of Natural History and the Morris-Jumel Mansion, and nerdgasmic encounters with Alexander Hamilton's actual signature holy shit at the New-York Historical Society. Strolling the Upper West Side this week, I had the sensation of meeting my past self (even more of an insufferable bluestocking than my present self, if you can believe it) around every corner. I like revisiting familiar cities more than I like visiting new ones, and part of it must be an egotistical desire to find the bits of myself that I left there last time—the old hopes, obsessions, and attachments.


Unfortunately, the hotel where my mom and I have been staying for the past two days will not linger in my memory in quite the same way. I'm not really sure where to begin. The person smoking weed in the next room? The rollaway bed whose metal frame has stabbed into my ribs and spine for two consecutive nights? The uncanny resemblance between the view from our window and the set of Rear Window?


I like that last part, actually. But to distract myself from everything else, I'll finish a post I began before leaving home: the second installment of my Journey through Purge-atory. In my ongoing quest to lighten my makeup load before my move at the end of August, I'm getting rid of a few eyeshadows that have either reached the end of their natural lives or failed to become a part of my routine. I've never had a huge eyeshadow collection to begin with, so this post should be fairly short. Clockwise from top: Maybelline Eye Studio Color Explosion quint in Forest Fury, Maybelline Color Tattoo in Tough as Taupe, Milani Bella Eyes in Bella Charcoal.


Maybelline Forest Fury was a gift from my mom over a year ago, but I swatched it for the first time while writing this post. I almost never wear greens and yellows on my eyes, and I just don't like how this palette is put together. Some of the colors might tempt me on their own, but the whole quint seems worse than the sum of its parts. It looks like a national flag, not like something I should be wearing on my face.



A funny thing happened when I swatched the five shades, though: I started thinking of ways to use them. I was especially drawn to the pale yellow glitter (top panel in the palette, far left on my arm); it reminds me of the glitter in Japanese eyeshadow palettes, which is meant to be patted over the other shades for some sophisticated flash. I'm also liking that acid green on the far right, even though I doubt it will do anything for my eyes or complexion. This quint might linger in purge-atory for a bit longer before I toss it for good.

Maybelline Tough as Taupe had a beautiful silky texture when I first bought it last year, but it quickly dried out. I can't explain why Bad to the Bronze is still perfectly usable after two years and Tough as Taupe is stiff and unblendable after just one, but maybe it has to do with Tough as Taupe's completely matte finish.


Even at its best, I didn't use Tough as Taupe very often, except as a base for sheerer colors. On its own, it was kind of blaha straight-up warmish gray with no distinguishing features. I'm all for simple, neutral eyeshadows, but "neutral" doesn't have to mean "boring," and Tough as Taupe is boring. Also, in case you're wondering, the rumors are false: this eyeshadow doesn't work for contouring. It's the right color for a cool-toned contour, but it's much too thick to blend realistically into the face.

When I bought four Milani Bella Eyes eyeshadows last summer, I was most excited about Bella Charcoal, a shimmery silver-taupe with flecks of other colors. But the domed part of the shadow broke off in my makeup bag, leaving a cratered surface that I eventually smoothed with the help of rubbing alcohol.


Bella Charcoal wasn't a great product before its metamorphosis, and in its altered state, it still applies imperfectly and it looks sad and battered. Do not want.

Last of all, a lipstick that failed to make it into my first purge-atory post: Revlon Black Cherry. Yes, it's a "cult classic," but I don't need to tell you that cults have made some bad decisions. In fact, that's pretty much what they're known for.


My understanding is that Black Cherry acquired its cult status back in the '90s, when there were fewer lipstick formulas available and you couldn't just hit up Google and find ten color dupes with vastly superior formulas. In 2015, there's no reason to settle for a lipstick that applies unevenly and bleeds outside liplines, especially when said lipstick is an extremely dupeable shade of dark reddish plum.


Applied over my ColourPop lip primer, Black Cherry doesn't look too bad (that darker spot in the middle is an especially dry patch that no lipstick could hide), but I'm still not convinced that I need to keep this one. Or do I?


Ugh, writing this post has only increased my ambivalence about getting rid of this stuff. I'm useless.

Now to prepare for another day of travel: we're visiting my grandmother in Florida for a few days, then heading back to San Francisco. See you when I see you.

10 comments:

  1. You're so cute! I love your indecision. My makeup collection too has grown substantially even though I always try to edit it and not buy 48362 dupes. I think every single item is still 'okay', I don't hate anything but I don't use it much but I can't bear to get rid of it either!

    I personally think the maybelline palette looks quite cool, although it might clash with your skin. Don't throw it away!!!!! You have no idea how expensive all these drugstore make up is in Asia, I alwyas recoil in horror when people say they throw away drugstore make up.

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    1. But if I can't throw it away and no one I know wants it, what do I do??? I will try to find a way to use a few of the colors, though. I'm hoping they won't clash too much if I work them subtly into a look.

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  2. I've found that if you remove the top layer of the Color Tattoos with a kleenex or a q-tip, there's something more usable underneath. It's a bit of a waste, and my Tough as Taupe has always been stiffer than the others I have, but I had to do that with Bad to the Bronze recently too. If you don't like it anyway, it might not be worth it, though.

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    1. Weirdly, Bad to the Bronze has never given me much trouble, even though it's the oldest of my Color Tattoos. Maybe it's because I use it so much more often than the others? I'll try scraping off the top layer of my Tough as Taupe, but if I end up not using it after that, I'll have to say goodbye. :/

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  3. Revlon Black Cherry: the lipstick we all foolishly bought and loved for thirty seconds until we realized that it's terrible. I too have gotten rid of a tube of it. I think the worst part is that I bought it when I didn't even wear lipstick. At all.

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    1. Why does everyone end up buying Black Cherry? I can't explain it! I mean, there are other cult products that don't live up to their hype, but most of them aren't straight-up terrible. I've tried Black Cherry as a stain, a cream blush, and a full-on lipstick, and it's let me down every time.

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  4. I, personally, am more drawn to that Maybelline palette than anyone should be as I HOARD nearly unwearable greens. I'll just be here in my dragon cave of emerald glitters that I haven't even tried to wear in months because of the red hair clash factor.
    I pruned out a number of questionable makeup choices after I graduated college, and Black Cherry was among them. I did wear it sometime during the winter of my senior year and got a zillion compliments but I felt like I was having to check on it or touch it up every 15 minutes. That being said, I pulled all the strange and unflattering pink lipsticks I've somehow acquired weeks ago and still have all of them, with no intention to keep them, but no motivation to actually get them gone.

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    1. For me, it's the green-eyes clash factor. But there's no denying that emerald glitters are beautiful! Do they really clash with red hair? I'd think they'd actually look lovely with your coloring.

      I have less and less patience for lip colors that need constant touch-ups. When I put on a lipstick, I want to feel secure about it for at least a couple of hours. Wearing a gross, faded lipstick is almost as embarrassing for me as having chocolate smeared on my face (which happens to me more often than you'd think it would to someone over the age of three).

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  5. God, I hate Black Cherry. I spent ages hunting it down thanks to Reddit hype in fall 2013, and when I finally found it I was so disappointed. It's the patchiest lipstick I've ever tried, easily. It found its way out of my stash a very, very long time ago. I think I only wore it twice.

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    1. You know, I just thought for a moment and I'm pretty sure it's the patchiest lipstick I've ever tried, too. I bought mine in 2013, as well! I can't remember how I heard of it, though; I just know that I was searching for a dark red lipstick like the one Carrie Brownstein wore in Portlandia.

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